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The Pentagon - Fighting RingDEAFWISH understands that extraordinary fights require extraordinary fighting rings.Thus, our scientific team, in conjunction with the Chief of XTREME Operations has designed the pentagon: 
Ring Overview Surrounded by 3 meter (9.84251969 foot) thick concrete, The Pentagon is the most secure, spectator friendly battle ring since the coliseum. Catering exclusively to celebrity fights, the pentagon boasts the following color coded features: Referee Turrets 
Standing guard from four angles, the pentagon will be refereed by 2 celebrity guest and 2 lucky energy drink prize winners. Each referees turret will be outfitted with a high powered laser cannon which will be capable of torching a human body. Lasers will be brought into action should Kid Rock break any of the fight rules. Sand Fighting Surface  Following the footsteps of all great battle, footwear will be illegal. To ensure the best traction, The Pentagon will be equipped with a sand fighting surface of superior quality. Perfectly suited for soaking up biatch blood.
Celebrity Observation Deck 
Located on the fifth side of The Pentagon will be our celebrity observation deck where a host of big names will gather to witness the battle. Due to a projected funding shortage, this area will be tiered, but celebutants will be required to bring their own chair.
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