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DEAFWISHhttp://www.deafwish.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: DEAFWISH RELEASES FOOTAGE OF DEADLY RAPPERNORTHCOAST, North America -In a drunken tirade broadcast through the DEAFSTAR corporate satellite DEAFWISH Central Victory Officer unveiled footage of in house rapper and “Happiness Co-ordinator” the Employee of the Month. The brief video detailed the rigorous training the Employee has been undergoing as he prepares to annihilate Kid Rock at the pay per view event, “Battle at the Beach”. Employee of the Month as been an elusive beast since the release of his 2004 debut UR A FUCKEN LOSER, but today’s footage showed a glimpse inside his Tokyo training camp. Insiders say this “mistaken transmission” was no mistake at all and is meant to spike fear through the heart of “artist/rapper” Kid Rock. Kid Rock could not be reached for comment. Video can be viewed at http://www.robertjamesritchie.com. If you would like more information about DEAFWISH go to http://www.deafwish.com. ###
DEAFWISHhttp://www.deafwish.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: "KID ROCK SILENTLY ACCEPTS FIGHT;?!!!!!"NORTHCOAST, North America - Twenty four hours after demanding a DEATH MATCH, Employee of the Month is allowing the blank silence to speak volumes for Kid Rock. Battle at the Beach is a go! In video released today, DEAFWISH unveiled plans for a 5 sided, sand surface, fortified ring where the battle could happen. Rules for the fight were also unveiled and sponsors are being sought for all aspects of the match up. Fight plans and preparations, as well as a projected guest list have all been posted online. DEAFIWISH has commandeered http://www.robertjamesritchie.com as the fights' online headquarters. For more information see http://www.robertjamesritchie.com ###
DEAFWISHhttp://www.deafwish.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: "KID ROCK CHALLENGED TO DEATHMATCH!;?"NORTHCOAST, North America - DEAFWISH interrupted all forms of RFGT broadcast today to announce a 2K BEEF with "rapper" Kid Rock. DEAFWISH street lyricist EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH has taken offence to Kid Rock's artistic style and is challenging him; to a DEATHMATCH. Announced during a surprise press conference at DEAFWISH headquarters the Employee's management team promised the Kid would pay "a dear, dear price". After questioning the size of the Kid's manhood, Employee put up the challenge: settle the score with a bare knuckle battle in the desert. The Kid has been given 24 hours to respond. This press conference broadcast can be viewed at http://www.robertjamesritchie.com. |
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